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**rosestone** · March 9th, 2017, 06:50 AM

"I always laugh when I see a woman's magazine advertising an article like '100 ways to please your man' written by some lady. There ain't but about four ways for you to please your man: suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and don't complain so much."
- Dave Chappelle

"I'm tough, I'm ambitious and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay."
- Madonna

"The one thing I respect about Hitler is that he didn't take any shit from magicians."
- Larry David

"On your gravestone there will be two dates with a dash between them. All that matters is that dash, and what you did with it."
- Mike Tyson

March 9th, 2017, 06:50 AM	#4072
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	"I always laugh when I see a woman's magazine advertising an article like '100 ways to please your man' written by some lady. There ain't but about four ways for you to please your man: suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and don't complain so much." - Dave Chappelle "I'm tough, I'm ambitious and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay." - Madonna "The one thing I respect about Hitler is that he didn't take any shit from magicians." - Larry David "On your gravestone there will be two dates with a dash between them. All that matters is that dash, and what you did with it." - Mike Tyson Last edited by rosestone; March 9th, 2017 at 09:32 AM..