Vintage Erotica Forums - View Single Post

**electile disfunction** · September 4th, 2009, 08:27 PM

I understand that there are three types of limericks: 1) those to share with clergy present; 2) those to share with women present; 3) all others.

So, here are three for you.

_____

Mary had a little lamb
And then went back for seconds ...

_____

There was a young girl of Madrass
Who had a truly magnificent ass.
Not round and pink,
As you probably think,
But was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

_____

An anthropologist up with the Sioux
Sent an order: "Two punts, one canoe."
The reply the next day
Said, "Girls on the way.
What in the Hell's a 'panoe'?"

e.d.

September 4th, 2009, 08:27 PM	#13
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,352 Times in 1,903 Posts	Two and a bit I understand that there are three types of limericks: 1) those to share with clergy present; 2) those to share with women present; 3) all others. So, here are three for you. _____ Mary had a little lamb And then went back for seconds ... _____ There was a young girl of Madrass Who had a truly magnificent ass. Not round and pink, As you probably think, But was gray, had long ears, and ate grass. _____ An anthropologist up with the Sioux Sent an order: "Two punts, one canoe." The reply the next day Said, "Girls on the way. What in the Hell's a 'panoe'?" e.d.