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Old September 4th, 2009, 08:03 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Ogri View Post
There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who dreamed she was sleeping with God.
‘Twas not the Almighty,
Who pulled up her nightie,
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, the sod.
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There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies all came from God.
But 'twas not the Almighty,
Who lifted her nightie,
‘Twas Roger the Lodger, by God!
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