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Originally Posted by loosegoose
I wish the gorgeous twentysomething waitress who works in the cafe in our apartment building would surrender to her obvious desire to ravish me.
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Deaf Genie makes this happen. You are forever banished from the cafe and cannot be within 500 feet of the waitress. If you come close she pelts you with old danishes while wearing a dervish.
You mourn.
I wish my wife would let me have a girlfriend.