"You remember when you were giving birth" I said to my wife, "and you were screaming and shouting and saying we'd never have sex again ?"
"Yes" she responded, sheepishly.
"Did you mean it ?"
"Of course not, silly" she replied.
"Good " i said, climbing onto the bed. "So ... if i just move this afterbirth a little to the left and you spread those legs a bit wider..."
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