[SexObjex]

I have a peculiar way of sorting my library but the go-to list — which is somewhat arbitrary, involves both vintage and modern models, girls with very long catalogs and some with fewer than 100 images — is called Pussy Goddesses. There are 73 in that pantheon as of right now, but it is in need of an update and reclassification.

I dated a librarian several years ago and she helped me organize my porn, believe it or not. It was so much fun. "If you like big tits, you should have girls organized by big tits," she said matter-of-factly. It was all about knowing where to find things, rather than classification for classification's sake. But I like the idea of a Dewey decimal system for porn. That, however, would be a yearslong project.

My girlfriend was an absolute doppelganger for Rebekah Dee, who cannot be posted here. Please trust me that is the truth, and yes, that includes her wonderful breasts. We split years ago, amicably, after realizing we couldn't be compatible for long term. But fucking her was so much fun. Sigh, the memories.