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Old June 3rd, 2017, 05:03 AM   #127
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Originally Posted by AmateurEmale View Post

I'm too young to actually die at 40.
Hate to disappoint, but yeah, you can die. Over a decade ago a friend died. A couple of years earlier he mentioned that if he went first, I was to go through his phone and call everyone's number to tell them the news. And by the way, get rid of the porn before his daughter found it. We were just 40 at the time. He was gone not so very long after.

After the funeral I discovered that his daughter already knew of his collection. He was divorced, and she visited his apartment occasionally. She was aware of more than we knew! Also his mother knew of the movie of he and his then-wife having sex. That revelation made me blush.

I tried to do my duty. I erased his browser history and scrubbed his hard drive of pictures. I boxed and bagged his magazine collection. I got rid of the used and crusty washcloth I found under his bed. (ulkh.)

We're all gonna die some time. Live life and plan accordingly.
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