From going on exercise with varying foreign types I have been fed,
Donkey cock sausage - a piece of round tripe stuffed with bits of square tripe served in a sauce made from the excrement of a pig with an upset stomach.
Grits - Bad enough enslaving chaps but then forcing them to eat Grits was just bad manners.
Horse milk - Don't care if it was a National Dish it was still awful.
Pickled Herring - Even the Dutchmen who were eating it said it was awful.
However the worst taste ever in my mouth was that of wounded pride when my girlfriend of seven years dumped me for a bisexual merchant navy officer who had refused to serve on the ships going to the Falklands because it was dangerous. She could at least have chosen a man.
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