[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I don't have one of those worthless smartphones. They are too expensive to own.

Originally Posted by inebriated

Wasn't intending to drink more than delicious () cloud juice when ... Ah sod it.. Won't be drinking anything strong tomorrow I thought so why not



Oh and a Fellow Forum Fella (Name withheld to protect the inebriated ) wanted me to post snaps of the latest addition to this here (I said here ) crumbling desk.

Well and as you all know I can refuse no requests on the day of my daughters wedding.
Sadly and having been a professional sperm donor for thirty years (Until me wrists gave out .. It`s a young man`s game really). That doesn't give me much wriggle room (Butt enough about those struggling sperms) either. As chances are a daughter of mine is always getting married today.
Somewhere

Annnnnnyway

The new addition isn't new at all. See I`m down sizing like a sum`batch and going through everything formerly in storage. Anything of my collectibles with a whimsy of sentimental value I intend to keep. Although only enough for a large holdall. The rest I`m selling.

Naturally I`ll be keeping Cerberus



As he might prove useful in distracting the real thing once I meet it

You figure it out