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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman
A favorite of mine for many years. Apologies if it has been shared elsewhere.
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Oscar Wilde |
Wow - I saw that quote at a tube station this morning...!
Now I work with women who are younger than my breast implants.
Nina Hartley
I’d like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do “Macbeth”, memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.
Ron Jeremy
People who substitute soda for water disgust me. But I swallow jizz for a living so who cares?
Asa Akira
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"I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
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