palo5 being over 200 years old was the original writer of "War and Peace", except the original title was "War, War, War, a primer for how to defeat any invaders and take over the world". The publisher was so horrified by what he read that he threw
palo5 's novel in the trash and contacted Leo Tolstoy and commissioned him to write a novel about war and peace. Several days later
palo5 heard about this and bombed the publisher and then had to flee the country!
