November 23rd, 2016, 03:12 PM
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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Knock, Knock-Who's there?- Your Java Update.
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About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die! Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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