Thank you for joining this call. We're pleased to present our annual collections report. It shows a robust growth not only in volume and quality.
While we are challenged to expand capacity in the very near term and supply appropriate backup soon after that, we believe we have one of the strongest asset portfolios in digital pornography available.
Here are the highlights from our audit, completed per the custom on Valentine's Day.
/dims lights
(Lucy L'Vette/Digital Desire]
- Images: 5,840,202 (3.03 TB)
- Videos: 22,215 (4.99 TB)
- Total: 8.02 TB
(Wow! That’s a lot of porn! / Samantha Boik, Denver Broncos Cheerleaders)
- Average images downloaded per day: 3,255 (1.69 GB)
- Average image size: 519 KB
Jenna Haze in Just Jenna (Jules Jordan Video, 2010)
- Average videos downloaded per day: 12.3 (2.59 GB)
- Average video size: 214.23 MB
(Tessa Fowler)
- Storage capacity: 8.5 TB
- Average daily download: 4.16 GB
- Days until capacity exhausted: 98 (May 24, 2018)
(Morgan Welsh and Michelle Douglas of the LSU Golden Girls danceline)
- Total slideshow length (3 sec. per image): 202 days, 18 hours, 50 minutes, 6 seconds
- Total video length: 194 days, 0 hours, 39 minutes, 12 seconds
- Total masturbation session: 1 year, 31 days, 13 hours, 29 minutes, 18 seconds.
(Gina LaMarca/Penthouse)
Theoretical measurements:
- Orgasms (1 per 20 min., assumed; this is also expressed as the danni, explained here): 28,570
- Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in L): 105.71
- Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in US gallons): 27.92
(Tobi Pacific/Cum on Her Face.com)
As you can see we outperformed our acquisitions projection of last year, which had us maximizing capacity sometime by July. In reality storage was exhausted two weeks ago and while some savings have been realized through duplication reduction, new drive capacity is urgent and is currently being explored.
Nonetheless, every byte is backed up. We're confident that if a major incident were to occur — war, zombie outbreak, the end of the Internet as we know it — we are prepared.
Here are six images that are 519 KB, the average image size of the collection.
And here are two videos that match the average video size. Credit to original uploaders.
Houston, in "Sweet Surrender." (
originally posted 1-10-2012 by ricky101, now
rehosted by me on MediaFire)
And Colleen Brennan in "She Loves the Four-X Feeling" originally uploaded 10-18-2016 by lameneshma.
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Originally Posted by lameneshma
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