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Old August 8th, 2009, 08:19 PM   #1
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Big Grin Lewd Limericks

A couple of Victorian examples :

There was a young man from peru
Who had nothing whatever to do
So He pulled out his carrot
And buggered his parrot
And sent the result to the zoo

There was a young lady from Diss
Went down to river to piss
A man in a punt
Shoved His pole up Her cunt
And gave Her the exquisite bliss

And one of My Own:
The boy stood on the burning deck
Eyes moist with emotion
He gave a cough
His balls dropped off
And rolled into the ocean
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