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Old March 20th, 2017, 07:29 PM   #2611
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Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.
10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Camping with a friend is too intense..
13. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

New topic: Bad ideas

1. A chocolate teapot
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