This roughly just crammed in
Bi-Anally ladies moan and all round professional (A source claimed tomorrow
) holocaust denier . Sir Cliff Dickson (82) admits he`s never heard himself sing (Or whatever that awful rasping weak noise is he does with his mouth) even once , by accident
Legendary ball handler Cliff Sir Dyke (64) stared at me honestly full in the face. Or probably would have done if I`d been in the same room with him.
The nation was shocked into stunned numbness at the news either way
Not this always out of his depth and under the influence intrepid
V.E.F reporter though
Since it stands to treason Craig Richie (Of no fixed abode) couldn't have ever heard what he sounds like.
Given he`s not killed himself , yet
Christopher Biggins was unavailable for comment ,
As we couldn't be arsed to pay him his fifty pence fee
