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**risen** · January 13th, 2018, 12:55 AM

I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, "Well, what will I get?"

I'm guessing ‘Herpes’ was not the right answer.

What have Chlamydia and a cheating husband got in common?

My wife has both of them and doesn't know about it yet.

1 in 6 women are said to have Chlamydia. Then I must be really unlucky because every woman I sleep with calls me up a few weeks later telling me they got it.

January 13th, 2018, 12:55 AM	#1304
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, "Well, what will I get?" I'm guessing ‘Herpes’ was not the right answer. What have Chlamydia and a cheating husband got in common? My wife has both of them and doesn't know about it yet. 1 in 6 women are said to have Chlamydia. Then I must be really unlucky because every woman I sleep with calls me up a few weeks later telling me they got it.