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Old May 18th, 2017, 10:29 PM   #3447
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I wish I could live my life over again, and not make all the mistakes I made in my present life.
Granted. This time around you vow not to waste one single precious moment of your time on the internet. This means you never become a VEF member and therefore never made this wish resulting in you disappearing up the rectum of your own paradox.
I wish I'd played the gardener in the billiard room scene with Marilyn Chambers from the movie Insatiable.

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