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**bowlinggreen** · May 17th, 2017, 11:03 PM

^ Doing trailmaster's wish...

Wish granted. You have a lovely fridge full of exotic beer. But you have annoyed teaktop with your pedantry and he sneaks into your house, dumps out one of your bottles of beer and fills it with a nice brew of hot teaktop piss. Giggling, he recaps the bottle and leaves.

It takes you 3 days to work your way to the piss bottle. Taking a deep draught, you realize too late what it is and simultaneously scream and vomit at the same time. Bad idea, since you end up aspirating vomit and choke to death on your kitchen floor.

The police, not sure if any more bottles contain piss, dump all of that lovely exotic beer, hundreds of dollars worth, down the sink...

I wish for my own Airwolf helicopter complete with missiles so I can terrorize traffic helicopters at will.

May 17th, 2017, 11:03 PM	#3444
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	^ Doing trailmaster's wish... Wish granted. You have a lovely fridge full of exotic beer. But you have annoyed teaktop with your pedantry and he sneaks into your house, dumps out one of your bottles of beer and fills it with a nice brew of hot teaktop piss. Giggling, he recaps the bottle and leaves. It takes you 3 days to work your way to the piss bottle. Taking a deep draught, you realize too late what it is and simultaneously scream and vomit at the same time. Bad idea, since you end up aspirating vomit and choke to death on your kitchen floor. The police, not sure if any more bottles contain piss, dump all of that lovely exotic beer, hundreds of dollars worth, down the sink... I wish for my own Airwolf helicopter complete with missiles so I can terrorize traffic helicopters at will. __________________ So much porn, so little time...