You`ve probably all heard about those cheeky little minions from Murdoch's empire ,and how they`ve been hacking celebrities and famous folks phones to find out all the juicy gossip .
Well they hacked my phone to
What`s worse they stole the images i had of my current sexual partner
Really wishing now i hadn`t got so drunk that night and taken those photos
Why the hell did i do it
I mean it`s not as if i didn`t already know what my right hand looks like