Wish granted. You're digging in your vegetable garden and your hoe hits something metallic. You dig it up and it is an old style metal lamp. You hold it in your hand and rub it and out pops a genie who grants you one wish. You wish for the end of your very bad cold and cough. The genie says "wish granted" and the lamp and the genie disappear and you do too. You wake up, but something is weird. You seem kind of small and furry. Then you see others of your kind. You're a quokka on Rottnest Island 18 kilometers off the coast of the city of Perth, Australia. Quokkas don't get colds.
I wish for a new laptop with Windows 7 installed and a new printer.