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Originally Posted by loosegoose
I wish to ride a dinosaur whilst playing the kazoo.
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Granted. You are transported back in time with your little kazoo in your warm palm.
But you find that, unbeknown to palaeontologists, dinosaurs are both intelligent and musically sophisticated. In fact there are several dinosaur string quartets vying for top artistic credibility.
As a result, you are considered a sad, moronic lesser species and are confined to an institution - where you are subject to invasive experiments for the rest of your natural life.
I wish I could get rid of this cold, sore throat and cough I've had for a month.