Wish granted, but the computer is also loaded with spyware and viruses, sends your credit card info to a gambling addict in Las Vegas, and sends emails to the White House threatening a presidential assassination. You are arrested, and with all your money gone, are forced to use a public defender at your trial, and you are sentenced to life in prison in Leavenworth.
I wish I was 30 years old and a star player for the Washington Nationals.
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