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Old March 5th, 2017, 11:44 PM   #3371
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Wish granted. Carol Kirkwood comes to your flat to give her weather forecast in the nude. She undresses and you are shocked by what you see. Her breasts are old and withered and sag as if she was in her 80's. Without the tons of makeup she usually uses on the telly, the skin on her face is all dry and wrinkled, and guess what: the worst of all is that she is a lesbian. She starts to chase you around your flat and you are screaming for her to get out. You run into your bedroom, but before you can lock the door Ms Kirkwood gives you a body slam and both of you tumble to the floor. She is trying to kiss you and stick her tongue in your mouth. You grab her,manage to get up and now you are pushing her away from you. She has grabbed onto you and both of you fall through your bedroom window and out into the street only to be impaled on several of the tines of a wrought iron fence.

I wish that my nose was a little shorter.

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