101 Things Not To Say Or Hear During Sex
127. Is it in yet?
128. What's the problem sweetie your sister really likes it like this.
128. Before the operation my name was Barry.
129. Keys for the handcuffs? Oh shit, don't worry my Husband is a cop I'm sure he will have a spare set with him when he gets home.
130. You think my boobs are big wait till I'm 16.
131. Father O'Brian are you sure Jesus wants me to do this?
132. Do you know what a yeast infection is?
133. Now I know why all the girls at work call you Speedy.
134. My child welfare officer thinks I'm at school.
135. I don't care what Greenskull said stop checking my pulse, I am still alive.
136. Ever hear of Wayne Bobbitt?
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