April 28th, 2012, 08:42 PM
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-Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
- You've got great legs. What time are they open?
- That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- Did you wash your jeans in Windex because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you from the Caribbean cause Jamaican me horny.
Of course these don't always work because the girl is ready for you. As an example:
- Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
- Girl: Unfertilized.
Sometimes the guy gets the last word though!
-Guy: Would you like to dance?
-Girl: I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you
-Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants
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