[billybunter]

Originally Posted by Greenman

Not so much an impulse more an uncontrollable movement in the trouser area used to occur on the bus, the shuddering used to create a hard-on(if I can be so crude) and I prayed that when I got up it wasn't noticeable as it would be incredibly embarrassing. I don't remember ever having an impulse wank but then I wasn't that sort of teenager or young man back then, it was the uninvited hardness that occured which was more embarrassing outdoors-and not just if I spotted a pretty girl. This damn thing had a mind of it's own once.

You had 'diesel dick' GM

Me, I remember watching the trolly dollies in heathrow and going to the loo to spank my ham sword.