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Old May 17th, 2013, 01:00 PM   #22
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Shitting your pants when on a first date,

1) I was finding it so interesting listening to your entire life story i was loathe to leave the table and break your train of consciousness.

2) Well you started talking about children and i wanted to see what the baby might look like, if it took after you.

3) Hey i didn`t bring my wallet, so how else do you think i`m going to get the management to demand i leave without paying.
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