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Old November 15th, 2016, 04:52 PM   #12118
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... Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?"

The principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, "Pockets." ...
So that's why they always told me as a child "Take your hands out of your 'pockets'".
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