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Originally Posted by teaktop
I wish for to go back in time and party with David Bowie and the Rolling Stones
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Wish granted. You are all getting along great and you are increasingly asked to join in, setting up equipment and even being asked to play second tambourine on a few album tracks.
Then Jagger and Bowie say "Hey Teaks, we are doing a remake of Dancing in the Street for charity. You can hold a note - why don't you join in? You can be in the video with us".
Gulp!
Now the whole world witnesses the bromance debacle and assumes that you are as gay as a row of tents. All lady action dries up for you over night but you are continually propositioned by chaps with lustrous moustaches.
I wish that, however much I spent, my wallet always had £1,000 in it.
