Superb summing-up
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Massive thanks to Sir Gary Of Barlow for ingratiating himself on the royal red carpet.
Why would he possibly want to do that ?
Coz it
was him who personally went through his phonebook
somehow bringing together all the acts nobody wanted to see
Oh - we can only imagine how hard he had to work, begging, cajoling
nay, 'wrestling' with Dame Elton
(probably in scented oils) to persuade out of his camera-shy routine to bang on his ivories
No involvement of anyone else, none of the professional production team, hoards of helpers or the tons of cash incentives, no
& he made that stage himself with his bum-buddy Robbie
up all night hammering away
Look it
was him OK so just accept the knighthood
