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Old December 19th, 2012, 07:32 PM   #852
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Default Model : Andrea Brooke Ownbey

Andrea Brooke Ownbey was born in Dalton, Georgia USA and is a model and 'stage artiste', who gained her claim to fame via frequent appearances on the 'Howard Stern' show (a program not syndicated on UK television), which is what's known as a 'shock jock' show. Back in 2002 she was crowned 'Miss Howard Stern', a title she holds to this day (they never bothered to hold it again).

It was her first show that she is probably best known for, because they named her the “World’s Dumbest Stripper”, after she scored an 88 on an IQ test taken while on the show

However this led to appearances in 4 episodes of a reality TV show on 'Howard TV'. Oh, and some very small parts in a few very forgettable movies .... 'Bitchin' Blonde' in 2005, 'Dorm of the Dead' in 2006, and 'Horrorween Zombie' in 2011. In the meantime she also been a stripper or burlesque act of some sort.

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Drinkies and cars don't mix .... About three years ago she was involved in a near fatal car crash, when she slammed her car into a telephone pole while driving about 60 mile per hour. She and her passenger were thrown from the car and she landed head first on the ground, and was given only a 2% chance of survival. After that accident she was left with a medal plate in her head.

But undeterred, this year she was arrested again in Chattanooga, Tennessee for drunk driving. According to police reports she slammed her car into another vehicle and didn’t even realize it. A local law office was nearby, heard the crash and rushed to the scene to discover a very drunk Ms Ownbey. The report states that she was so drunk she had no idea she had hit another car, and that she not only smelt of alcohol, but the cops also found marijuana in her car. The police conducted both a field sobriety test and a breathalyzer test, she failed both miserably (the report states that she blew a .178, well over the .08 legal limit).

She awaits the wheels of justice to turn .....

Trivia:
  • Nickname - 'America's Dumbest Stripper'.
  • She was home schooled from age 16-18.
  • Scored an 88 on an IQ test taken for 'The Howard Stern Show' in 2004.
  • Admitted on 'The Howard Stern Show' that she has a relationship with K.C. Armstrong, a staff member of the show.
  • Has a daughter named Beyoncé after Beyoncé Knowles.
  • Trademark: High-pitched, innocent sounding voice.
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She has no thread, so a few illustrative pictures of the 'artistic' kind. Plenty here to keep everyone warm at Xmas .... if you feel impelled to follow up with more pics, then please consider starting a new thread, oh, and as per thread rules and spirit, no observational comments here please, thanks




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