Here's some Tim Vine
I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.
Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes
So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that’s aboriginal
I went to the record shop and I said ‘What have you got by The Doors?’ He said ‘A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!’
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