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A mentally retarded guy goes to a store. He walks in and says, "I wanna fob.". The store clerk answers, "What do you want?" "Fob!" the retard replies. "Oh! a JOB!" says the clerk. "All you gotta do is buy me a gallon of gas, a bucket, and a cocker spaniel, then the job is yours." ofay," replies the retard.

The retard goes to the gas station. A young man is at the counter. The retard says "i want some ass" The man at the counter is bewildered. "What do you want?" "I want some ass." is the reply. The young man, putting two and two together, realizes he wants some gas. so he gives him the gas and the retard leaves.

The retard next goes to the Quik-E-Mart. An old woman is at the counter. "I wanna fuck it." says the retard. "Oh my Lord! Why would you want that?" says the old woman. The retard points to a bucket and says"Fuck it." "Oh!" says the old woman. The retard leaves.

Next he goes to the Pet Shop. A young woman is at the counter. "I wanna cock and spank it." says the retard. The young woman understands what he wants and, without saying a word, goes and gets him a cocker spaniel.

Well as it turns out, while the young man was walking to the place he wanted to work, the cocker spaniel runs away. He goes up to a man and says, "Hold my ass and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it."