Wish granted. You send all the chocolates back to Russia is a big pouch. Because what is in the pouch is not only the left over chocolates, but a compressed 1 megaton H-bomb. When the addrresse opens the box the bomb explodes killing 200,000 people and making a crater 2 miles wide by 500 feet deep. The Russian government blames North Korea. They send 100 ballistic missles over to North Korea and blast that country into dust, but then China gets into a fight with Russia and they destroy each other. This is good at first, but then a giant radioactive cloud descends over the Earth killing eveyone, all the plants, and most of the animals. All that is left are:
Quokkas!!
I wish that Milena Velba who has the most gorgeous and flabbiest boobs in the world would fall in love with me at first sight.