Well when i was younger, it was "Jake The Snake"
then as i got slightly more mature and more impressive he became "The Chairman"
and around the mid 90s, i changed his name to "The Truth"
So, when gals ask if I have named him, i tell them his name is "The Truth"...when they ask why I call him "The Truth" I reply simply..."Because you can't handle The Truth".
Works every time. Gets a lot of laughs, then he goes to work trying to prove that
