[scoundrel]

• Bloke goes to a brothel. Maybe he's been at sea, or maybe he's just got out of jail, but he's desperate. But..oh no! He hasn't brought his wallet.

Madam: Just exactly how much do you have on you? I might be able to arrange something.
Bloke: [searches pockets] I've got £3.17.
Madam: I've got a sheep. Take it or leave it.
Bloke: I'm desperate. I'll take it.


Madam guided bloke to a room where the far wall is mirrored glass. In the middle of the room, the unlucky sheep stands at bay.

• It's a month later. The bloke is back and still pretty desperate. Once again, he's forgotten his wallet.

Madam: Ah, it's Mr Rockerfeller. So how much do you have on you today?
Bloke: £2.59.
Madam: Hmm. I'll discount the viewing gallery.

In the viewing gallery, several customers are watching a live porn exhibition through a window. In the next room, two very attractive young women are enjoying one another's favours.

Bloke [to customer standingnext to him] This is alright.
Customer: Yeah, it's pretty good today. But you take whatever's on offer. Last month I was in and there was some sick sick bastard having sex with a sheep.