Telly:
Ellie Harrison from Countryfile, with Julia Bradbury, recently qualified as a MILF, for good measure. Midlands weather girls on both ITV (Lucy Kite) and BBC (Shefali Oza). From "Lewis", Clare Holman (the pathologist) and Rebecca Front (Lewis's boss, DCS Innocent). From brainy programmes, Dr Betttany Hughes.
Softcore:
Any of the presenters from Naked News, especially the evergreen Victoria Sinclair. Linda Lusardi!!!!!!!
Singers:
From the pop side, Bouncy Knowles. Classical singers: Cecilia Bartoli, Carolyn Sampson, Anna Netrebko.
With the aid of a time machine:
The Empress Elisabeth of Austria, Emma Hamilton (Nelson's bit on the side), Botticelli's model for Venus, several of Titian's models, the kinky babes in the mural paintings in the Villa of the Mysteries in Pompeii. (I think we can do without the nanny-goat in that pieve of, ahem, erotica in the Naples museum.)
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