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Originally Posted by GreenSkull
Well there was the rumor of Ron Jeremy`s seed accidentally fertilizing Jenna Jameson`s egg
As you can imagine there was much panic and concern
Yet thankfully the baby was born with the best attributes from both parents
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GS, this also proves that either one of these porn stars must be a descendant of John Merrick, AKA The Elephant Man.
And quite frankly, the last time I ever saw anything as mirror-shattering as this thing, it was the outstanding winner of the Darwin award -after it drove/flew a car into the side of a very high cliff-face!
As for female porn stars getting pregnant as a result of their work, rumour has it that Seka got up the plug to Jamie Gillis from one of their movies from the late 70's. Now they would have made a truly hideous child that not even the anti-christ would want to keep around downstairs in hell to torment all the occupants for any eternity; no-one would be that cruel...