[Ignatius J. Reilly]

I find it interesting, but not surprising, that no one here seems to be a fan of the "New Playmate" look. Clearly online pornography hasn't helped PB but compare the natural beauty, diversity of appearance, and richness of PMs of years past with now and it is no surprise the magazine has been in decline for years.

I would be remiss without beginning with Lisa Matthews, my favorite, but look at Marina Baker, Julie Clarke, Diana Lee, Roberta Vasquez, Wendy Kaye, Renee Tenison, Shannon Long, Carmen Berg, Morgan Fox (and those legs!)... I could keep going. How many would make the centerfold today? The criteria seems to be: blonde, pierced, tattooed, shaved, and an implausibly fake rack. And then there is Photoshop... Sad.

The only PM I have really flipped over in years was Jennifer Walcott and that was in spite, rather than because of, her implants. Thank God we still have the old days to look fondly upon.

Now get off my lawn.