Things you would like to do to Donald Trump
1. Force him to release his tax payment details
2. Be his hairdresser, stylist, barber or whatever the one he uses
3. Have all his wealth disappear, with deportation to Mexico!
4. Attach him permanently to a lie detector
5. Force him to listen to comparisons between him and JK Rowling for rest of life.
6. Make him have sex with Hillary Clinton
7. Grant every worker or contractor he has ever stiffed for payment free lifetime lodging and food at Mar-A-Lago
8. Lock him in a padded room bound in a strait-jacket whilst playing a continual loop of Agadoo with the sound amped up to 11.
9. Think twice before talking..
10. Build a Dirt Track on a patch of land he owns just to annoy him.
11. Tell him he's Fired
12. Give him a shovel and tell him to build the bloody wall himself.
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