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Originally Posted by sweatyhat
Granted.
'You're the one that I want' the popular song from the film Grease is downloaded onto a chip inserted in your brain. It's all you hear day and night. When you complain, you're offered as an alternative something by Bucks Fizz or Father Abraham & the Smurfs.
I wish I hadn't let the chain go rusty on my bike.
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Granted. The real chain is hanging in a closet. Mrs. Sweaty switched them so you could sit around and talk about her day, her new hair style, the neighbours new curtains, her mother's weight, the latest episode of Coronation Street, the price of nylons, why penguins can't fly ...
I wish for a bank error in my favour and to collect $150.