Quote:
Originally Posted by willy9b
There was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
A bright blue lily
Grew out of his Willy,
And his arse was a garden of weeds.
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Slightly different variation:
There was an old man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Blades of grass grew from his arse
And his balls were covered in weeds.