[bloke57]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

A: Well yes, but only if by own you mean, spend fifty bucks a week on food, take them for walkies, play endless games of fetch, groom them, ensure there is a lap available whenever it's wanted...
Q: What do small children and dogs talk about when they think no one can overhear?

A. Much like many members here, their last poo.

Q. Is there anything at the end of the rainbow?