What do you get when you cross-breed a cow and a shark? I don't know, but I wouldn't enjoy milking it.
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What happens when you cross a smowman and a vampire? You get frostbite.
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"Honey, why did you build the child's bed so high?"--"We can hear it better if he falls out."
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What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Finds the nearest skyscaper.
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Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation. His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
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