[Navvet]

Originally Posted by palo5

Can this be true?

Native American boy asks his papa "Where do we get our our names from, Papa?"

Papa replies "From our mothers, son. When your sister was born, your mom opened the teepee and the first thing she saw was two doves in the sky, so she named her Two Doves. And when your brother was born, the first thing she saw was a great big grizzly bear rearing up in the forest, so she called him Standing Bear. But what makes you ask the question, Shitting Dog?"

I heard the same joke, but the boy's name was Two Dogs Fucking.