[vinceprince]

Originally Posted by deepsepia

Local news is almost like haiku -- its an utterly predictable formula.

"Ain't it hot? Sure is hot. Later in the show, Dawn will tell you how hot it is, and show you a bit of her tits."

"Here are some brown people who did mayhem"

"Here's a fire. Its out [not out]"

"Mrs Laquinta's Fifth Grade class lost an iguana"

"Its gonna be hot tomorrow, don't leave your dog in the car. I have great tits, don't I?

So they don't bother with all the shootings then?