December 9th, 2013, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by billybunter
I can top all this. My mate touched my cock I had a broken wing and a sprained wing, so if you wanted to pee you had to call a nurse. I asked him to put my pride and joy into a urine bottle and shake it at the end. When he was putting him into the bottle he quipped "not as big as mine"
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Treasure him. Greather love hath no man than to put a friend's penis in a urine bottle for him. I'd have let you expire of a burst bladder.
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