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Old December 9th, 2013, 09:25 PM   #37
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Originally Posted by billybunter View Post
I can top all this. My mate touched my cock I had a broken wing and a sprained wing, so if you wanted to pee you had to call a nurse. I asked him to put my pride and joy into a urine bottle and shake it at the end. When he was putting him into the bottle he quipped "not as big as mine"
Treasure him. Greather love hath no man than to put a friend's penis in a urine bottle for him. I'd have let you expire of a burst bladder.
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