[corsair]

OK, All - Here is my first attempt at starting a thread. Did various and sundry searches, but didn't get any relevant hits.

I'm looking for your favorite insults. Insults in languages other than English are welcome (bonus points if you include a phonetic pronunciation).

My personal favorites are very rarely verbalized, and only then when I am absolutely sure that I can run faster than the person that I am insulting. This is getting more and more difficult as the years pass.

On to my faves:

"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

"I would have been your father, but the dog beat me over the fence."

On a milder note:

"He couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back."

And, of course, the ultimate:
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."

Regards from Florida,
Corsair