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Old November 26th, 2016, 08:16 PM   #3970
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If I ever get to Australia the first thing I am going to do is find Motorboater, knock him out with some chloroform, then put him in a sack, hire a boat and sail out about 20 miles off the coast into Great white shark territory. Then I will put a few pounds of chum (shark bait ) in the water which will attract the great white, an then open the sack. By then Motorboater will be awake just in time to see me pushing him into the water and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the great white grabbing him and just like in the movie "Jaws" biting him in half and swallowing him!!!
Well. As I've said earlier itt. It would be just if a shark ate me due to the amount of friends and relatives I've ate of their over the years.

You might want to take advantage of the fact I'm at Phillip Island ATM. Boats and the treacherous Bass Strait being right here.
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